Crazy as in: looks like a nut job, not crazy as in: dangerous driver. So, last weekend, driving up I95 and coming home from Kings Dominion with friends, we saw two oddly attired drivers.
1. The Haz-Mat suit. I was sitting in the back passenger-side seat and we were driving up the left-hand lane. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw two blue hands gripping the steering wheel of the van we were passing. So, I whipped around (scaring the crap out of everyone else in the car) to catch a better glimpse at the guy. He was wearing full-on body suit with gloves (like footie pajamas for the hands), and, AND a face mask in the haz-mat suit style. Now, there didn't seem to be any toxins outside, so...I'm wondering what the dude had in his car. Or just how unbalanced the dude was. Still: crazy-looking dude driving a van up I95.
2. The Clown outfit. Further along, my friend who was sitting in the front passenger side, says, as we're passing another slow-moving car, "check out that driver!" So, I dutifully turned around, and there was a lady with a huge curly-haired orange wig, big top hat, striped shirt and suspenders, and complete clown face make-up. Talking on her cell phone. I'm assuming she was headed to/from work. But: the complete clown look driving up I95.
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